Tough Questions

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one........
Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.








































































































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And by the way: Answer to the abortion question …..if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven..
Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes a person think, before judging someone.

REMEMBER: Amatures made the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

Creepy Facts

Have a history teacher explain this ---- If they can?

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their! three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln' made by Ford.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials!

And here's the kicker: A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he met Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy, huh? ----------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just something that I found kind of...crazy.

Hilarious Facts

I n the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight."

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

The Craziest Of All Facts

In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

The average person is half an inch taller upon rising in the morning.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at up to 600 m.p.h.

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

Bubble gum contains rubber.

You can only smell 1/20 times as a dog can.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The world population of chickens is about equal to people.

Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.

It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

Some toothpaste brands contain antifreeze.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.

Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Mosquitoes have 42 teeth.

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

27 percent of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.

Weren't all these facts CRAZY !!!

A Few Quickies are here:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

^The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

^Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.

^Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.^Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.

^If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.

^Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

^There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.

^Singapore has only one train station.

^The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.

^The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.^It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.^Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.^Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.^There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.^Blue and white are the most common school colors.^On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.^The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph^There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.^Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.^Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.^The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.^Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. -Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton. -A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. -People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. -When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart! -Only 7% of the population are lefties. -40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. -Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. -The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. -The toothbrush was invented in 1498. -The average housefly lives for one month. -40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. -A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. -The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. -Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day. -Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. -The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water. -The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. ( Don't forget Moms ) -Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem. -In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk. -Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash. -The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor. -Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins. -If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green -Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.-Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.-There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.-The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.-A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.-There are more chickens than people in the world.-Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.-The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."-On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over theParliamentbuilding is an American flag.-All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.-No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,silver, or purple.-"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".-All 50 states are listed across the to! p of the Lincoln Memorialon the back of the $5 bill.-Almonds are a member of the peach family.-Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.-There are only four words in the English language which end in"dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.-Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula"-A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.-Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.-In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.-Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.-The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named afterBert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a WonderfulLife."-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.-A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.-The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.-In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.-The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radartube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.-The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.-There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.-"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only theleft hand.